What Did We Get Stuck Inside Us Last Year?
Experimenting is fine.. But sometimes you’re old enough to know better..
Human beings are curious by nature. We all have probably done something we know we shouldn’t have, but curiosity got the best of us. From masturbating with house hold items, to wondering what may happen if we put ______ in ______.
There should be safety precautions taken when inserting any object into your body. Sanitization, ensuring that no damage will occur from it, and sometimes.. plenty of lube.
Just like easing an object into you, I’m going to ease you into this article with the less painful parts of the body first, so we can work our way up to the grand finale. This list is sorted by orifice with some of the best data gathered from Sun Sentinel’s searchable database, working our way down under:
Piece of Paper
Toothpick (and then hairpin?)
Plastic Drinking Straw
Dixie Cup (….HOW!?)
Two kitchen magnets in each nostril
Wad of toilet tissue (This seems, normal-ish)
Mardi Gras beads
Piece of plastic hanger (Nose abortions don’t work that way…)
BB Pellets while trying a magic trick
Plastic toy gun
Model toy airplane
Now, on to the good stuff. Heads up, this may start getting NSFW (If it hasn’t… yet)
Plastic Zip Tie
Piece of timber (Well, that’s one way to get wood…)
Soda can pop top
Toy mircophone stand
Cock ring that became dislodged
Piece of basketball shorts
“Pleasure Item” (We all know what that is…)
Vial of bath salts
Artificial Christmas Tree branch
Loofa with suction cup and hook attached
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