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Trolling Porn Stars

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Today a friend posted this on Facebook. Link is slightly NSFW (Not Safe For Work) due to nudity and crude language.

The video is pretty much what the title of the blog is, Trolling Porn Stars. The newest addition to the camera team over at Facial Abuse decided to have a little fun with the ‘aspiring whores’. While the girls auditioning were complete gargoyles and even some heroin junkies have looked quiet more appealing, it kind of got me thinking about the adult entertainment industry as a whole.

To me porn is more of a way to dig into your inner psyche and unlock your fantasies that for the most part may never come to life. To put it in a less dreary lighting you have an idea of perfection and the girls or boys you choose to watch get it on know just what to say to really get you going. While there are some things that I disagree with about the Adult Entertainment Industry, I feel comfortable enough when I say that sex is an art form that some shouldn’t mess with.

To me watching porn isn’t about who can suck an old pervy fat dudes dick better. It’s about watching two young attractive individuals become one, even if it’s just at the moment of orgasm. Let’s forget about the money shots for a second, and focus on the intimacy. You can tell a difference between the girls who are just doing it for cash, and the girls who have a genuine passion for sex.

It seems like everyone can be a porn star in this day and age. I have even been petitioned several times for auditions for various agencies but have declined due to my personal commitments and values with relationships. What really bothers me about porn is the fakeness in all the girls. When it comes to porn I just can’t deal watching a girl getting deeply penetrated by a disgusting man. As a straight woman I can only get off to watching girl on girl. Some may call me bi, which I won’t object to when talking about porn. But outside of my fantasies, there is just something about me where I could never pursue a relationship with a female.

When watching porn I love to see real girls. I love the curves on the side of a woman and real tits, not Hollywood ones. Some of my favorite girls include Sasha Sweet, Natasha Nice, & many, many more. What makes these women more real is that they speak their mind and don’t conform to the Bimbo, Coke-head stereotype that many porn watchers have come to assume about all the actresses. Sasha Sweet takes the time to make her fans and porn enthusiasts feel like they actually know her by responding on twitter and on several occasions creating specialty thank you photos on her tumblr account. 

There are some people who should do porn, and there are some people who need to do porn, and then there is the rest of the population who should just stick to watching it. I know there are a lot of reasons why people want to do porn and there truly is a market for all types of individuals, but I think there should be a thorough background and psych test performed on individuals before they are even allowed to audition for a role, or for an agency for that matter. Along with that, some of the girls being trolled in the video looked under the influence which gives me an idea for not only more frequent STD testing amongst the industry, but leading to drug testing.

I’ll try to keep it brief, since I am somewhat tangenting at this point on how I think the industry could be more effectively ran, but it’s just a topic that I do feel passionately about. While the girls in this video didn’t necessarily deserve the brutality of some of the comments the video guy was giving it serves a better purpose to show woman everywhere that sometimes they need to stop listening to everyone’s bullshit and start creating their own self worth. Most of the people around you will feed you encouragement by lying and telling you that you are something that you can never be. It’s about damn time that women everywhere create a more confident and sexier you, and take a realistic self evaluation on themselves, both physically and emotionally. Because a clear head and an honest heart will lead to some of the best productivity you could ever desire. And if a cheesy cliche line wasn’t enough for you to end this post, then let me put it this way, ‘I won’t let you suck my dick if you look like you have one.’

Boston based writer with a passion for all things nerdy. Founder & Editor in Chief of NotACleverGirl.com and KeepItNerdy.com.